OMFG! Things are so bad in third world countries, even the professional kidnappers can’t do their jobs correctly. On Wednesday, Washington Nationals Catcher Wilson Ramos was kidnappedfrom his parent’s home in Venezuela. The conspirators had planned the abduction well and were hoping to extort a large ransom in exchange for Ramos.
Today, police located Ramos at his captor’s mountain hideout and after an exchange of gunfire, were able to rescue the National’s catcher before he was harmed. Four men in their twenties and an older couple were taken into custody following the standoff.